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Serious Take Out Ballard

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    • Main Menu

    Salads & Starters

    • Marinated lacinato kale, parmesan, Calabrian chilies, pine nuts

      $13

    • chicory chop salad, gaeta olives, salami, garbanzos, provolone

      $12

    • Prosser Farm carrots, coriander yogurt, hazelnut dukkah

      $11

    • mixed greens, radish, cucumber, muscatel viniagrette, parmigiano

      $10

    • citrus marinated beets, pickled plums, honey ricotta, pistachio

      $12

    Pizza

    • Fresh mozzarella, tomato sauce, fresh basil

      $17

    • Sweet fennel sausage, roasted peppers, provolone

      $19

    • Roasted seasonal mushrooms, truffle cheese

      $18

    • Yukon gold potato, pecorino romano, rosemary

      $17

    • coppa, whipped ricotta, braised prosser greens, olives

      $19

    • smoked eggplant cream, prosciutto, prosser cured tomato, ricotta, basil

      $19

    • Kid's cheese please

      $12

    • Kid's Pepperoni Pizza

      $15

    • Add pepperoni to any pizza $3

    Sandwiches

    • Pork Shoulder Sandwich, slow roasted pork shoulder, broccoli raab, fennel pollen aioli, provolone

      $13

    • Heirloom Tomato Sandwich, burrata, green garlic pesto, pickled onion

      $13

      Add bacon $3

    • Italian sandwich, mortadella, capicola, fontina, marinated artichokes, mama lils peppers, wild arugula

      $12

    Sweets

    • Coconut Cream Pie

      It's world famous!

      $10

    • Pear crisp

      $7.50

    Beverages

    Beer & Cider

    6 packs

    • Growler Alesmith Brewing Nut Brown

      San Diego, CA, 64oz

      $22

    • Amstel Light, 6 pack

      $8

    • Moose Drool Brown Ale, 6 pack

      Big Sky Brewing Co, Missoula, MT

      $8

    • Ghostfish Brewing 'Shrouded Summit' Belgian White Ale

      4 pack

      $8

    • Seattle Semi Sweet Cider

      4 pack

      $8

    • Worthy Lights Out Stout

      Bend, OR

      $12

    Please ask us about other beer options!



    Cocktail Kits and Batched Cocktails

    • Prosser Melon Margarita Slushie

      tequila, prosser farm melon, citrus

      $10

    • Up-Down, Makes 2 Cocktails

      cold brew, ramazzotti, sweet vermouth

      $15

    • Green Man (makes 2 cocktails)

      Green Tea infused Vodka, Honey, Lemon

      $15

    • Fennezcal (Makes 3 cocktails)

      Mezcal, Campari, Fennel Liqueur, Sibona Amaro (3 cocktails)

      $22

    • Fall Fashion (Makes 2 Cocktails)

      Rye, Apple Cider, Lemon, Bitters

      $16

    • Aperol spritz

      1 Liter of Aperol, 2 bottles of Prosecco, Pellegrino, Orange (25 cocktails)

      $90

    • Tom's favorite scotches

      Lagavulin 16 Year, Glenfiddich 12 Year, Johnnie Walker Black Label 12 Year

      $195

    Stock the Bar

    A screaming deal from our bar! A rotating selection, always under retail value.

    • Willett Family 2 year rye

      $60

    • Knob Creek (liter)

      $54

    • Pimms

      $30

    • Bols Triple Sec

      $11

    • Evan Williams

      $16

    • Crown Royal (liter)

      $39

    • Lagavulin 16

      $100

    • Ketel 1 (liter)

      $35

    • St Germain

      $40

    • Jameson (liter)

      $37

    • Jack Daniels (liter)

      $35

    Election Cocktails

    We all need a little something to get us through the next few weeks!

    • 'Poll'-oma

      A liter of El Jimador blanco tequila, grapefruit juice, fancy salt

      $60

    • Absinthe-Tea Ballot

      Absinthe, earl grey tea syrup, citrus (makes 2 cocktails)

      $15

    • Landslide Gin

      Gin & Tonic kit: 1 liter of bombay sapphire, tonic, limes

      $70

    • Russian Kahlua-sion

      1 liter of Titos vodka, 1 liter of Kahlua, cream

      $95

    • Fake Booze

      Non-alcoholic spiced plum shrub, soda, orange (makes 6 drinks)

      $20

    • Super Pac

      4 pack of Fremont Brewing B-Bomb specialty beers

      $70

    • Champagne Finance

      3 pack of unique bubbles (assortment varies)

      $75

    • The Elephant in the Room

      three bottles of scotch: lagavulin 16, johnnie walker black, glenfiddich 12

      $190

    Red Wine

    • 2017 The Guide Cabernet Sauvignon, Columbia Valley

      $15

    • 2016 Aglianico Red Wine, Campania, Italy

      $15

    • 2017 Ryan Patrick 'Redhead Red,' Columbia Valley, WA

      $20

    • Primaterra Pinot Nero, Delle Venezie, Italy

      $20

    • 2016 Produttori del Barbaresco Nebbiolo, Italy

      $50

    • 2014 Altesino Brunello di Montalcino, Italy

      $60

    • Bartolo Mascarello Barolo 2 pack

      Tom's favorite Barolo producer! 2005 and 2007 Bartolo Mascarello Barolo ($900 retail value) - In a super cute carrying case!

      $700

    White Wine, Rosé & Bubbly

    • NV Vega Medien Cava, Spain

      $15

    • Azimut Sparkling Rose Cava, Catalunya, Spain

      $20

    • 2017 Arca Nova Vinho Verde

      $17

    • 2018 The Crossings Sauvignon Blanc, Marlborough, New Zealand

      $17

    • Vietti Roero Arneis, Piedmonte, Italy

      $21

    • 2017 Shooting Star Chardonnay, Mendocino County, CA

      $17

    No Proof Drinks

    • Lemoncoco

      $1.50

    • Cold brew or Iced Tea

      12 oz.

      $3.50

    • Coke, Diet Coke or Sprite

      $1.50

    • Mexican Coke

      $3

    • Sparkling or Still Bottled Water (500ml)

      $3

    • Large Still Water

      $5

    Weekend Brunch 

    Saturday and Sunday
    9:00 am - 12:00 pm


    SERIOUS BISCUIT

    • The Zack

      Fried chicken and tabasco black pepper gravy with bacon and fried egg

      $15

    • Fried Chicken Biscuit

      fried chicken, tabasco black pepper gravy

      $12.50

    • Biscuit and black pepper gravy

      $5

    • Egg, bacon, Beecher's cheddar biscuit

      $10

    • Biscuit and jam

      $5

    • Biscuits with jam

      Half dozen $28

      Dozen $56

    • Mochi donuts

      Ask for today's flavors!

      $3

    • Tailgate Brunch Box

      4 biscuits, 4 pieces of fried chicken, pint of tabasco pepper gravy, 4 seahawks jello shot

      $55

    • croissant

      plain, almond, or chocolate

      $2.50

    Brunch Beverages

    • Mimosa kit

      Fresh orange juice, prosecco, orange for twisting

      $25

    • Up-Down

      Cold-brew, Averna, sweet vermouth - makes 2 cocktails

      $15

    • Michelada for 2

      clamato, spices, 2 miller high life shorties

      $12

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