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Serious Take Out Ballard

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    • Main Menu

    Salads & Starters

    • Marinated lacinato kale, parmesan, Calabrian chilies, pine nuts

      $13

    • mixed greens, radish, cucumber, muscatel viniagrette, parmigiano

      $10

    • chicory chop salad, gaeta olives, salami, garbanzos, provolone

      $12

    • citrus marinated beets, pickled cherries, honey ricotta, pistachio

      $12

    • Crispy Brussels Sprouts, burrata, hot honey, house foccacia

      $12

    • Potato leek soup

      $8

    Sandwiches

    • Pork Shoulder Sandwich, slow roasted pork shoulder, broccoli raab, fennel pollen aioli, provolone

      $13

    • smoked turkey sandwich, pimento cheese, pickled prosser peppers, romaine

      $12

    • Delicata Squash Sandwich, caramelized onions, mozarella, kale pesto, aged balsamic

      $11

    • Add Bacon $3

    Serious Lasagna

    • Lasagna Bolognese, tomato sauce and fennel gardiniera

      $20

    Pizza

    • Fresh mozzarella, tomato sauce, fresh basil

      $17

    • Sweet fennel sausage, roasted peppers, provolone

      $19

    • Roasted seasonal mushrooms, truffle cheese

      $18

    • Yukon gold potato, pecorino romano, rosemary

      $17

    • roasted winter squash, gorgonzola dolce, calabrian chili, roasted garlic

      $18

    • Special: Row 7 marinara, fresh garlic, oregano, olive oil

      $15

    • Basic Cheese Pizza

      $15

    • Add pepperoni to any pizza $3

    Sweets

    • Coconut cream pie

      It's world famous!

      $10

    Beverages

    Beer & Cider

    • Silver City Tropic Haze IPA Growler

      Bremerton, WA

      $26

    • Lagunitas Cognac Barrel Porter Growler

      62oz

      $42

    • 7 Seas IPA

      12oz can

      $5

    • Fremont Golden Pilsner

      Seattle, WA 12oz can

      $5

    • Odin's Gift Amber Ale

      Tukwila, WA 12oz

      $5

    • Scuttlebutt Porter

      12oz bottle

      $3

    • Rainier

      12oz can

      $3

    • 2 Towns Hard Apple Cider

      12oz

      $5

    Cocktail Kits and Batched Cocktails

    • Hot Buttered Rum

      Spiced Rum, Butter Batter, Winter Spices (1 cocktail)

      $9

    • Vieux Carre

      Rye, Cognac, Sweet Vermouth Benedictine, Bitters (2 cocktails)

      $16

    • Vesper

      Gin, Vodka, Lillet Blanc, Lemon (3 cocktails)

      $21

    • Contessa

      Gin, Aperol, Dry Vermouth (3 cocktails)

      $23

    • Bourbon Plum Shrub

      Bourbon, Winter Spiced Plum Shrub, Soda (4 cocktails)

      $24

    • Lola Greek Martini

      1 Liter of Tito's Vodka or Lewis and Clark Gin, dry vermouth, feta stuffed olives (16 cocktails)

      $65

    • Aperol spritz

      1 Liter of Aperol, 2 bottles of Prosecco, Pellegrino, Orange (25 cocktails)

      $90

    Stock the Bar

    A screaming deal from our bar! A rotating selection, always under retail value.

    • Knob Creek (liter)

      $54

    • Pimms

      $30

    • Bols Triple Sec

      $11

    • Evan Williams

      $16

    • Crown Royal (liter)

      $39

    • Ketel 1 (liter)

      $35

    • St Germain

      $40

    • Jameson (liter)

      $37

    • Jack Daniels (liter)

      $35

    Red Wine

    • NV Ava Grace Red Blend, California

      $20

    • 2017 Diora 'La Petite Grace' Pinot Noir, Monterey, California

      $28

    • 2013 Guardian 'Gun Metal' Red Blend, Columbia Valley, WA

      $30

    • 2016 Produttori del Barbaresco Nebbiolo, Italy

      $60

    • 2014 Altesino Brunello di Montalcino, Italy

      $60

    • Bartolo Mascarello Barolo 2 pack

      Tom's favorite Barolo producer! 2005 and 2007 Bartolo Mascarello Barolo ($900 retail value) - In a super cute carrying case!

      $700

    White Wine, Rosé & Bubbly

    • NV Domaine Saint Vincent Sparkling Rose

      $24

    • NV Kir Yianni Paranga Sparkling White Wine, Greece

      $22

    • Vietti Roero Arneis, Piedmonte, Italy

      $21

    • 2017 Shooting Star Chardonnay, Mendocino County, CA

      $17

    • 2018 Finn Hill 'Par Excellence' Woodinville, WA

      $22

    • 2017 Arca Nova Vinho Verde

      $17

    No Proof Drinks

    • Lemoncoco

      $1.50

    • Cold brew or Iced Tea

      12 oz.

      $3.50

    • Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite

      $1.50

    • Mexican Coke

      $4

    • Sparkling or Still Bottled Water (500ml)

      $3

    • Jarritos

      Pineapple, Tamarind, Guava, Mandarin, Lime

      $3

    Weekend Brunch 

    Saturday and Sunday
    9:00 am - 12:00 pm


    SERIOUS BISCUIT

    • The Zack

      Fried chicken and tabasco black pepper gravy with bacon and fried egg

      $15

    • Fried Chicken Biscuit

      fried chicken, tabasco black pepper gravy

      $12.50

    • Biscuit and black pepper gravy

      $5

    • Egg, bacon, Beecher's cheddar biscuit

      $10

    • Biscuit and jam

      $5

    • Biscuits with jam

      Half dozen $28

      Dozen $56

    • Mochi donuts

      Ask for today's flavors!

      $3

    • Tailgate Brunch Box

      4 biscuits, 4 pieces of fried chicken, pint of tabasco pepper gravy, 4 seahawks jello shot

      $55

    Brunch Beverages

    • Mimosa kit

      Fresh orange juice, prosecco, orange for twisting

      $25

    • Up-Down

      Cold-brew, Averna, sweet vermouth - makes 2 cocktails

      $15

    • Michelada for 2

      clamato, spices, 2 Raniers

      $12

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